Dear Candy Crush, I would really appreciate it if you would stop being so addicting. I find myself wasting too much time playing every free second I get. I even play while I'm falling asleep and doze off while playing every single night, this can't be good!
I need to Lollipop Hammer this addiction AWAY!!!!!
Dear Sickness, I'm really tired of you coming around and visiting me! I don't like you....period.
Dear Motivation, can you please come back to me.....I haven't been very motivated lately.
Dear Weather, can you please stay nice and pretty? Pweeeeeeeaaaasssseeeee.... Thank you!
Dear Dr. Pepper, you are yummy and make life tasty! Winning!